Mr Angry's Ref Watch

What's all this positive talk about the refs? They stink.

A random selection:
Serbia/Holland. Markus Merk (Ger), like all the refs so far Merk's incessant blowing for trivialities derailed the flow of the game. Once refused to give Rooney the match ball Shrek's Fenerbache hat-trick.

England/Paraguay. M Rodriguez (Mex), incompetent and petty in equal measures, prevented players from drinking water during the game. He once sent three off in a Mexican cup final, "staining the reputation of referees" according to the club Monterrey.

Mexico/Angola. S Maiden (Sin) became Marquez's bitch by falling for every one of the contemptible pony-tailed clown's antics, paving the way for every poncy prick to mimic the showing of a yellow card and more often than not, said prick is being rewarded.

Australia/Japan. E Abdel-Fatah (Egypt) gave a goal to Japan after flagrant foul on Schwatzer, more gratuitous yellows.

Portugal/Iran. E Poulet issued more gratuitous yellows, blew up for every challenge. No less an authority than Juan Sebastion Veron once labeled the flabby faced fuck from France "stupid" after getting a second yellow for taking a free kick too quickly.

And that really says it all about refs anyway. The sheer provacation of the insuffrable referee presence, under any circumstances, never fails to infuriate. The mere sight of them makes you want to go blind drinking brake fluid.

Get rid of this shower now and let Poll ref the rest of the tournament.

Coming soon Mr Angry's Adwatch: "My account? Switched. My face? Punched." Mr Angry's Post Match Watch: "Do I want your shirt? No, I'm alright for toilet paper." Featuring Marquez, Gilardino, Drogba, De Rossi, Van Persie, Henry, Ayala etc etc